What is the grossest thing....

Trewsers

Trewsers

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to have fall out of your ear?!
Last night I reached new depths of disgust as a large and very juicy spider crawled out of mine and was then flicked on the floor! I am not scared of spiders or bugs in general but have to admit to emitting a slight girly shriek. Okay a full on squeal!lol well, I know I've dyed my hair black but surely I don't look enough like a witch for spiders to take up residence......
So, what things have been about your person?! I think this creature had hopped on either from the stables last night as it was midgy and I turned the lights off early and did some chores in twilght, or even more worrying it came from the clean jumper which I laid out on my bed......:eek:
 
Your EAR????? Are you sure? Ewww! I'm not sure anything has ever fallen out of mine... but I have narrow canals anyway....
 
omg I would scream!! I recently had a painful ear problem and it was disgusting how much gunk was running out !! but a spider !!! ARGGHHH!
 
Yuk! How did you manage not to feel it going in :eek:? I got bitten by a devil's coach horse beetle once - it latched and I could feel the poison pumping into my bloodstream, but that was only on my finger. Ear would have been a hundred times worse!
 
squidsin said:
Oh my GOD! I have never had anything come out of my ear! Are you sure you didn't dream that?!
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Hahahaaa no, I was about to resume hoovering the hallway!lol OH didn't come and rescue me, because in his words "you're always making squeaks!" .............
 
LindaAd said:
Yuk! How did you manage not to feel it going in :eek:? I got bitten by a devil's coach horse beetle once - it latched and I could feel the poison pumping into my bloodstream, but that was only on my finger. Ear would have been a hundred times worse!
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Ah, now devil's coach horses......splendid creatures but as you say, nasty if bite! I didn't know but I rescued a very large centipiede from the bathroom - it was only when I googled to check something I learnt they can nip!
 
Trewsers said:
Hahahaaa no, I was about to resume hoovering the hallway!lol OH didn't come and rescue me, because in his words "you're always making squeaks!" .............
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Are you sure it didn't just drop out of your hair though - maybe it had been perching on your head?! Which is still awful but slightly better than hanging out in your ear!
 
domane said:
Your EAR????? Are you sure? Ewww! I'm not sure anything has ever fallen out of mine... but I have narrow canals anyway....
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Yep definitely came from my ear - tho I doubt if it came from right inside!lol I think the blighter crept in when I was sorting the horses out as I'm always brushing against gates etc where they seem to lurk! It was twiglight when I did my chores too as I turned out the tack room lights etc earlier to detract the midges.
 
It's quite ironic because since 1986 I've had a morbid fear of the Blackthorn weevil making a nest in my ear. I shall never forget an article in the paper about a poor man who died because one burrowed into his inner tubes. :eek::eek:
 
I found ticks on myself a few times when I lived in Portugal. That was nice o_O Once on my stomach, once behind my ear, and once on my scalp. The latter appeared in my hairbrush when I brushed it after a shower. Lovely.
Once when I was about 6 or 7 I was getting changed for bed and suddenly exclaimed to my mum "I've got a silver ball in my belly!". Turned out that one of the tiny edible silver balls decorating our Christmas cake had somehow found its way into in my bellybutton! I did of course pluck it out and eat it :D It must have been there for some time too, I think it was about 4 weeks after Christmas...
 
joosie said:
I found ticks on myself a few times when I lived in Portugal. That was nice o_O Once on my stomach, once behind my ear, and once on my scalp. The latter appeared in my hairbrush when I brushed it after a shower. Lovely.
Once when I was about 6 or 7 I was getting changed for bed and suddenly exclaimed to my mum "I've got a silver ball in my belly!". Turned out that one of the tiny edible silver balls decorating our Christmas cake had somehow found its way into in my bellybutton! I did of course pluck it out and eat it :D It must have been there for some time too, I think it was about 4 weeks after Christmas...
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Hahahaaaaaaa what are you like?!:D:D Silver cake decoration ball indeed......:D
 
The first year I moved up here at work I felt a lump and it turned out to be a big tick.
The company had a clinic on site so thank god I got them to get it out.

I had never even seen a tick before. When they finally go it out ugh how gross!!!
 
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