He never used to lift his leg, the first time he did it, I happened to be crouched on that side of him, got a fright, leaned back to get out of the way of it, slipped and fell flat on my back in the mud and flipo simply shuffled over me so his willy was directly above my head. Its dangerous work!!
Its the long fart he lets out half way through that gets me. I'm glad no one was passing by, usually I get some children wanting to say hello with their parents. I really need a stable.
I have been stock piling piles cream for months, but Trewsers I'm far too scared to go into a chemist to buy it. I've been doing a monthly subscription with amazon for the last few months - they send me five tubes a month. I am determined to resolve this! PRofessor Knottenbelt suggested I try piles cream to help if there's inflammation, it soothes the itchiness apparently and has local anaesthetic in it. He seemed to think that it might attack the problem and solve it. I tried earlier in the year and for about four weeks he had nothing down his back legs at all, but I got a bit cocky and left it for too long and it came back. I won't make the same mistake this time - I've waited until the flies and heat have gone and am determined.