Aaah - if only?:unsure: Oh will get up before me and walk the hooligans down to the horses to check them all for me. One of the sons will bring me a full irish breakfast in bed.
Then I'll get up - swan down to the horses, tack up Dolly, my best friend Esme (who has bought JJ) will appear from nowhere to ride JJ (she lives in Scotland:giggle
Then we will hack out for at least 3 hours like we used to when I lived in Norfolk. And miracle of miracles, it will be all bridleways and beaches as it used to be - no narrow little lanes with impatient Irish farmers hurtling towards us on massive farm machinery.
All of this exertion will not leave me in the least bit breathless and exhausted - when I get back up to the house OH and I will go to a very nice little restaurant for a very expensive meal with loads of champers. I will then come home, have a little doze for an hour or so (well I AM a pensioner afterall??:redface
Then the most perfect ending to the day, I will go back down the fields, and Solomon will be waiting at the gate for me, I will bring him in, spend ages grooming his lovely feathers and tail, lots of snuggles while I tell him all about my perfect day. Then I'll turn him out again and he will canter off down the fields to join the herd without a care in the world.
Then back to the house, put on a silly old black and white film, probably a silly comedy with Dean Martin and Gerry whatsisname, fall asleep and sleep all night for the first time in weeks, without once waking up and feeling sad about my Solly.:redface::cry: