Hi folks, Indy here! Seeing as mum is severely lacking in mentioning me I decided to get myself onto her favourite website and do a little self-promoting!! I've been confined to my stable tonight... heard mum mumbling on about something called "fireworks" so Cherry and I are caged
Cherry is sulking opposite me as she wants to be outside... Why the long face Chez??? haha....
Well, mum is turning out to be a very weird human after all
The things she does are scary and bewildering... today for instance she brought down this huge scary pony-eating monster blanket thing and then proceeded to COVER ME IN IT!!! I'm telling you, there were straps round my chest, straps under my tummy and even straps through my back LEGS!!! THEN, for good measure, she made me walk round in it and even put me back in the field where she had just collected me from. I think she thought I might charge round and try to buck the monster off but I gave it a nibble and decided that it was more beneficial to stand at the gate looking sweet so she would give me my tea! This ploy obviously worked because mum then got me in, removed the offending article, picked out my feet, told me I am a very good girl and put me in my stable with my favourite food.
When I had finished eating she starting banging my stable door with a grooming brush! And banging the bricks too! Well I jumped, I tell you!! Then I realised the noise wasn't going to hurt me so I went to watch her playing sillies....
Then mum really annoyed me! She tied these funny bits of red and white tape from the bar across my stable door and they are just hanging there!!! Everytime I get near to investigate they MOVE and scare me!! What is the woman playing at????
Over the past fortnight since I arrived, she has had me running round on the end of a long lead, doing all the hard work, whilst she stands in the middle! A man came and cut loads of pieces off my precious hooves - but I will secretly admit that I do feel more comfy now I have had a long red stick rubbed all over my back, legs, tummy and neck - that tickled and I have been rubbed round my face with a rattly plastic bag thingy. I wasn't bothered by that - I thought it might have contained food! She makes me walk round the yard at night, with all the scary shadows saying "Walk-on" one minute and "Who-oah" the next... I mean, what's the point of THAT????
But the worst thing is that I think mum is trying to poison me She keeps trying to get me to eat these little white poison discs with a hole in the middle of them!! Cherry is stupid - she eats them but I know they're not safe - they smell funny and make me go....
I'm telling you... if this goes on much longer I shall be calling the RSPCA and looking the other way whenever mum's around. Like this....
Bye for now
Love Indy xxx
Cherry is sulking opposite me as she wants to be outside... Why the long face Chez??? haha....
Well, mum is turning out to be a very weird human after all
The things she does are scary and bewildering... today for instance she brought down this huge scary pony-eating monster blanket thing and then proceeded to COVER ME IN IT!!! I'm telling you, there were straps round my chest, straps under my tummy and even straps through my back LEGS!!! THEN, for good measure, she made me walk round in it and even put me back in the field where she had just collected me from. I think she thought I might charge round and try to buck the monster off but I gave it a nibble and decided that it was more beneficial to stand at the gate looking sweet so she would give me my tea! This ploy obviously worked because mum then got me in, removed the offending article, picked out my feet, told me I am a very good girl and put me in my stable with my favourite food.
When I had finished eating she starting banging my stable door with a grooming brush! And banging the bricks too! Well I jumped, I tell you!! Then I realised the noise wasn't going to hurt me so I went to watch her playing sillies....
Then mum really annoyed me! She tied these funny bits of red and white tape from the bar across my stable door and they are just hanging there!!! Everytime I get near to investigate they MOVE and scare me!! What is the woman playing at????
Over the past fortnight since I arrived, she has had me running round on the end of a long lead, doing all the hard work, whilst she stands in the middle! A man came and cut loads of pieces off my precious hooves - but I will secretly admit that I do feel more comfy now I have had a long red stick rubbed all over my back, legs, tummy and neck - that tickled and I have been rubbed round my face with a rattly plastic bag thingy. I wasn't bothered by that - I thought it might have contained food! She makes me walk round the yard at night, with all the scary shadows saying "Walk-on" one minute and "Who-oah" the next... I mean, what's the point of THAT????
But the worst thing is that I think mum is trying to poison me She keeps trying to get me to eat these little white poison discs with a hole in the middle of them!! Cherry is stupid - she eats them but I know they're not safe - they smell funny and make me go....
I'm telling you... if this goes on much longer I shall be calling the RSPCA and looking the other way whenever mum's around. Like this....
Bye for now
Love Indy xxx