1. When talking to your hacking partner do not stand in your stirrups, put reins in one hand and turn around. Your bombproof horse is very likely to spook at nothing and you will fall off and explode.
2. When this happens, try to avoid falling into the stinging nettles. There is a design fault in the air jacket and it does not protect you from stinging nettles.
3. Try to hold onto the plonker of a horse. Otherwise, said plonker will b*gger off in the gigantic field. Numpty rider will then have to try to catch the bl**dy thing.
4. Try to enjoy the game of 'catch me if you can' as much as plonking horse is. It makes the very long walk up the gigantic field seem easier.
5. When plonking horse tires of his game and canters back to the gate at the other side of the field, don't bother running. He is quite happy by the gate.
6. Do not take offence when the group of ramblers and your hacking partner waiting at the gate find my predicament so very entertaining and my horse so hilarious.
7. Do not worry about the fact that I have used yet another gas canister. They are on sale at the moment. Yay!:dance:
No numpty riders or plonking horses were injured during this hack. Numpty rider does have sore arms from stupid nettles and numpty rider's friend nearly wet her pants laughing.
2. When this happens, try to avoid falling into the stinging nettles. There is a design fault in the air jacket and it does not protect you from stinging nettles.
3. Try to hold onto the plonker of a horse. Otherwise, said plonker will b*gger off in the gigantic field. Numpty rider will then have to try to catch the bl**dy thing.
4. Try to enjoy the game of 'catch me if you can' as much as plonking horse is. It makes the very long walk up the gigantic field seem easier.
5. When plonking horse tires of his game and canters back to the gate at the other side of the field, don't bother running. He is quite happy by the gate.
6. Do not take offence when the group of ramblers and your hacking partner waiting at the gate find my predicament so very entertaining and my horse so hilarious.
7. Do not worry about the fact that I have used yet another gas canister. They are on sale at the moment. Yay!:dance:
No numpty riders or plonking horses were injured during this hack. Numpty rider does have sore arms from stupid nettles and numpty rider's friend nearly wet her pants laughing.
