I lunged monkey yesterday very briefly to try out the new girth, all was well so I hopped on this morning and headed out.
What a tit he was! Started out fine but turned the first corner and he lost it over a decorative lawn edge that’s been newly installed

then a man on a bike

then a cat walking along the path

then a parked van

then where someone had dug over a flower bed

and a few invisible ghosts

each requiring banana-ing fixation and complete loss of any steering, then the world nearly ended when there was a parked car on one side and a parked van on the other and he just hit reverse. So I got off and walked. Tit.
It’s just time off and being a baby but sheesh, I thought we were past all the drama.